Post by Pirate Phoebe on Nov 16, 2004 18:11:19 GMT -5
A friend of mine sent me this joke in an email:
"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican
Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The
committee
chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's
stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed."
"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican
Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The
committee
chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's
stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed."